A very famous cook who dearly loved his job, was crying while cooking something. Seeing this, his concerned friend asked
"What is wrong? Why are you crying?!"
"Oh, nothing these are tears of joy!"
"Ah! That is nice! What kind of joy are we talking about?
"The joy of cutting onions, of course!"
Yes folks, a silly little joke that you can be sure I made up while cutting onions yesterday.
BTW ever wondered how many onions do they have to cut to gather all the tear gas for use around the world every year? ;)
The people who find joy in cutting onions. Now, we have some really dedicated chefs!
ReplyDeleteStupid yaa. Long time. Bad joke. :|
ReplyDeleteGuess who am I? :D
@Richa People find joy in cutting chai, then why not in cutting onions ;)
ReplyDelete@Poppy Hmm delhi & student? Srishti? Roopali/Deepali V? If I can't think of other options, blame it on not blogging for quite a while and tell me please? :D
Srishti yaa, you got it! Good boy. :)
ReplyDeleteHehehe, I am filled with joy to see you back.
ReplyDeleteHad i known cutting onions was all you needed to come back, i would have parceled you long time back duh!!!
I wonder how much of whatever vegetable they cut for N2O (laughing gas).
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